Stars are male and gay

Here is proof that stars are male. You can see it in the shape – slim hips, broad shoulders, a slightly fat-ish neck. This is not the shape of a female. But it also seems to be proof that stars are gay. Which hetero male would wear those colors? Taupe, turquoise, pink – all in one outfit? Well, maybe stars are blind, then? We won’t ever know for sure, but male and gay, yes, that we know now.